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| Funny status for whatsapp 2016 Relax we are all crazy it is not a competition |
- If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
- Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
- When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians... Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
- Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
- Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet.. I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
- Save water drink beer. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
- Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
- Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire. When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...
- I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer. My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
- Life is too short smile while you still have teeth... My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
- If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :) I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
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